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A couple of days ago, I was getting ready for a shower when someone messaged me to ask what my favorite tumblr was. In my quest for an answer I spent an hour in the bathroom just going through my tumblr feed. When I finally did take a bath, just before I put on any clothes, the doorbell rang. I had to answer it wrapped only in my towel. 

Yesterday I hit my head on the freezer handle, bumped the freezer and an entire shelf fell to the ground. At least there weren't any eggs. Later that afternoon I bumped my head again at the edge of a table. In the same spot. 

I'm sort of scared what today will bring.